This was posted to my developer site CodeProject.com today and I thought I would share:

A small man was sitting in a bar staring into his drink. He didn't move for half-an-hour when a big trouble making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the man's drink and guzzled it down.

The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said "Come on, I was only joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worse day of my life. Firstly I over slept and I was late for an important meeting . My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a taxi and went home. After the taxi had left, I realised that I left my wallet in the taxi. I went into my house to find my wife had left a note saying she had left me."

"I left home and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"