Got this from a friend in email today, it was just too funny to my weird sense of humor:

Hi Everyone.  I wanted to let you know I have a friend who has a quarter horse for sale.  

If you, or anyone you know may be interested, please let me know.  Below is a picture of the beauty.  Take care .

Got these in email today.  Do not know where they originated, but are worth a look:

We will start with my favorite -

For my programmer friends out there, what was that number again? -

I am not sure this will work out :)

Now that is flexible!

This has got to hurt -

Rabid dog!

Not what you want to see when you are heading to work:

Keeping it clean -

True cat lover?

And one last one -