Two guys were sitting on the front porch and one leaned over and said:

Dave, I think my wife and I are having some problems lately.

What makes you think so Sam?

Well, the first was that my wife set me up with an appointment to get my eyes tested.

Really?  I didn’t know you where having problems with your eyes.

I didn’t think so either, but she says she wants me to see things her way.

Another time, after I came home from a two week fishing trip with the guys, I was complaining I forgot my watch but we still had a really good time, but decided to release all the fish we caught.  She was all upset when she told me that she had put my watch in in my tackle box before we left.  That could have went over smoother.

The last issue came just before hunting season.  She was very excited to give me a gift.  When I opened it, I realized we might have some serious issues: