If you have cats you might relate to this cartoon!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXku14_sDNw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1qHVVbYG8Y&feature=player_embedded   For more of them, check out: http://www.simonscat.com

I find this in one of my archives.  It is all about perspective ;)  

Found this one in the Codeproject’s lounge today: An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter in the address, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had...

Had a friend send this to me today and thought I would share: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and...

Had an email sent to me that I thought was cute and decided to share with you all: After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009! It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to mess it up!!! My Wish for You in 2009 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love...

I got this one from a post in CodeProject lounge forums today and thought there were cute: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?...

Had this sent to me in email today, but found it on YouTube:

I saw this one in a forum on CodeProject.com today:   Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: "BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!"

Got this from a friend in email today, it was just too funny to my weird sense of humor: Hi Everyone.  I wanted to let you know I have a friend who has a quarter horse for sale.   If you, or anyone you know may be interested, please let me know.  Below is a picture of the beauty.  Take care .   Click Here to see picture

Got these in email today.  Do not know where they originated, but are worth a look: We will start with my favorite -   For my programmer friends out there, what was that number again? - I am not sure this will work out :) Now that is flexible! This has got to hurt -   Rabid dog! Not what you want to see when you are heading to work:   Keeping it clean - True cat lover? And one last one -

Got these in an email.  Do not know if there are true, but they were funny to me: --- Not a good sign Some have feared this:

Do not know where these originated, but thought this were funny:     Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby." "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."     An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He...

Got this one in the email: HOW TO INSTALL A HOMEMADE SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work  Boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a  Copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:  Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess  With the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him Up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell  From all the blood.    PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better Wait outside. 

My wife got this in email quite some time ago.  I think it is kind of cute:

This was posted to my developer site CodeProject.com today and I thought I would share: A small man was sitting in a bar staring into his drink. He didn't move for half-an-hour when a big trouble making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the man's drink and guzzled it down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said "Come on, I was only joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today is the worse day of my life. Firstly I over slept and...

Got this in email today: Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a hammer, how should he express himself? Think about it first and then click [here] for the answer...   He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a hammer." If you got this wrong -...

I had this emailed to me ages ago and it seems to be all over the net in some form, so I have added it here just in the rare event you never managed to see it anywhere else.  Seems to fit cats and dogs to me Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:   8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!   9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!   9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing!   1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite...

Try this site out and see just where you life has gone: http://www.wheredidthetimego.com/

Go to 'Language Tools' on 'Google' http://translate.google.com/translate_t Type in "my mom is nice and cool" in the 'translate text' box and convert it from 'English to Spanish'. Copy & paste the answer it just displayed back into the 'translate text' box and convert it from 'Spanish to English'.  This is too funny..  Talk about the meaning lost in translation ;)